The 2015 Tour of Walmarts?

I’ve lost track of how many Walmarts we’ve been in this trip.
It’s become our go-to place for potty breaks and lunch supplies. 

Our fast food options are a little limited with Stewart’s allergies.  Plus – it’s just not that yummy.  It can be cheap enough thanks to value menus; but we have, as yet, decided to reserve them for when we really have no time to do otherwise.

Instead, we’ve been stopping by Walmarts for bakery rolls, lettuce, and treats.

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Doesn’t everyone want to make 8 sandwiches on their laps at 70 mph?

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The “I Forgot” Game

Marie:  I forgot my camera.

Tabitha: I forgot the charger for my camera.

Stacy:  I forgot the license plate game board

Stacy:  I forgot my visor

Stacy:  I forgot sunscreen

Stacy:  I forgot swim diapers

John:  I forgot all the printouts of safe places to eat

And just in case I wasn’t already in the running as the winner…

Stacy:  I forgot my wedding band.

Really…

Actually – it stopped being funny midday Saturday.  I’m not some novice traveler.  I can pack in my sleep.  I’ve got my go-to Florida Packing List down to a science and can tell you our minute-by-minute, meal-by-meal, outfit-by-outfit plan from every trip for the last one-and-a-half decades!  “I’ve got this.”

Road Trip 2015 – I’m a big loser.

Details… I missed so many details.  Sure, I made sure we booked hotels that accommodated our party of 8 in such a way that I wouldn’t have to tiptoe around with a flash light to make my early A.M. hot Dark Chocolate Sensation.  But then I packed the hot chocolate that requires MILK, not water.  Oh – and the instant coffee packets I picked up to make it My Way… left them at home.

I’m not being funny.  I’m not being melodramatic.  I blew this.  I sincerely enjoy traveling and all the planning and prep that go with it normally enhance my experience.  This trip… I just keep being reminded of all the ways I didn’t measure up. 

The worst part (so far!) is that both Stewart and Marie have written projects they wanted me to proof-read.  I’ve been putting them off and told them I’d read them whilst I had all that down time in the van on our road trip.  Friday, Stewart put his screenplay, “The Monster Among Us,” and Marie’s book, “The Return of the Jaminns,” on my new laptop.

You know – the one I NEVER INSTALLED OFFICE ON!

So – instead I am typing another blog entry.  (Into the now user-interface-less Windows Live Writer that I will have to cut and paste into Blogger into the hotel room.  If I remember to bring my mouse in from the van.)

At least we slept well?

Okay – I’ll type a blog about the hotel.  It rocked.

Ecclesiastes 7:8
Better is the end of a thing than its beginning, and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.

Kansas City — dinner and rockin’ hotel accommations

 
 
When you’ve been 630 feet in the air you work up an appetite.  We were pretty tired, had had a mighty breakfast, and really wanted to get to the hotel to swim.  We opted against lunch and just mowwed (is that a word? blogger says no) on muffins, cereal bars, juice boxes and cheese sticks.  The cranky-factor was high and we just worked on making time across the lovely state of MO.  (I think I could live here.  Looks like a flat version of NY.)
Around 4:00 P.M. CST we decided we needed to feed the animals nourish our family and I did a search for a KFC (which they’ll be delighted to hear some lady just associated with the word nourish).  We found one and because I have more time than sense I even did a TripAdvisor review of the place.  They had a BUFFET.  A KFC BUFFET.  I’m not a big fan of KFC, but I love buffets.  Why?  I’m glad you asked.  I’ve had WAY too many experiences in restaurants and at theme parks where you can talk to a kid about food choices, but because they can’t SEE exactly what you are talking about you don’t always know if they are really going to eat it when it gets on a table in front of them.  With a buffet you’ve more-or-less got a WYSIWYG situation.  Granted, after they taste it, they may balk… but you just GO GET SOMETHING ELSE.  Now, some folks counter with buffets being a hassle for parents because they have to get up and down and up and down many times and do not get to actually sit and enjoy their food.  I see this as a faulty argument.  I think of it as burning the calories as I eat them. 
 
 

 
OH – and the best part — $8.49 for John, Stewart, and I, and $4.99 for the middle four.  Katriel was free.  AND drinks were included.  Less than $50 for 8 people.  Nice.
We stopped at Walmart (where they had a height restriction for vehicles entering the parking lot).  Apparently truckers are not wanted in Oak Grove Walmart.  Why did we stop at Walmart?  BECAUSE I FORGOT THINGS!
Our hotel was just 30 minutes away and, baby, did it rock.  The manager had emailed me on Friday with a question about our reservation.  It seemed their system had us down for TWO suites, each with a king-sized bedroom, a 2 queen bedroom, and sofa bed in the family room.  It seems they weren’t able to offer us two suites with exactly that set up and he had some suggestions to offer us instead.  Well, we are larger-than-life, but we don’t need quite that much space.  I contacted him and explained we only needed one suite that size.
When I checked in a lovely employee Lisa said, “I see you talked with Michael about the room changes.”  She went on to explain we have two connecting rooms.  One with a king bedroom, full-bath, and kitchen/livingroom, and another with a 2 queen bedroom, full bath, and kitchen/livingroom.  And because of our inconvenience  (???) HE TOOK 50% OFF our charges.  We ended up with plenty o’space for — $97.00 USD.  Total.  Not each room.  Michael, dude, you rock.  
The hotel was beautiful.  And I hate hotels.  I’m sure I’ll explain why in one of these posts sometime.  My kids were loving the digs.  It was just a very nice place. 
 
 
 We lugged in only what we needed (which still required two trips) and donned swim suits.  Then our 8 road-weary bodies made merry in the salt-water pool and hot tub. (Okay – okay – I for sure did not get in the pool. It wasn’t freezing-freezing, but I require some pretty warm water temps or sunshine high in the sky to swim.)  But I found something I could get excited about. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
MAN we look TIRED!  LOL.
At 7:45 P.M. we called all out and as we needed to drip-dry, we circled some chaises and chairs around and did family bedtime prayers in the pool room.  We scooted back to our rooms and melted into the crazy-awesome beds. 
 
 
I woke at 5 A.M. (my body thought it slept in til 6 A.M.) and enjoyed some tea whilst John hit the showers.  At 6:15 A.M. we started waking the little ones and then moved on to the bigger ones a while later.  PBS provided the treat of broadcast television (a vacation-only indulgence) while we packed up our gear.
 
 
 
 
 
We headed down to the complimentary breakfast which pleased our hungry crew and provided me with ample exercise.
 
 
 
 
Check out those waffles.  Oh.  Yum. 
 
 
The littles got some more eye-candy while the biggies and Daddy loaded up the van.
 
Isaiah 40:28-31
Have you not known? Have you not heard? The Lord is the everlasting God, the Creator of the ends of the earth. He does not faint or grow weary; his understanding is unsearchable. He gives power to the faint, and to him who has no might he increases strength. Even youths shall faint and be weary, and young men shall fall exhausted; but they who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.

Gateway Arch, St. Louis

I can’t believe we almost missed this. 
After the river cruise we headed over to the Visitor’s Center with our tickets.  After clearing security, we were directed to the North Tram to line up for our trip to the top.  
 
 
As we waited on our step, four in car 1 and four in car 2, we watched a movie explaining the Arch.  It was built as a monument identifying the city as the Gateway to the West.  The city of St. Louis had once been vital to trade because of it’s position on the Mississippi River.  With the advent of the Railroad, however, it was running the risk of being left behind in development.  A innovative engineer designed a bridge (with arches underneath) to span the mighty river.  It became a symbol.
Or something like that.  😉
 
 
 
Once we got to the top, some 630 feet in the air we enjoyed lots of peeks out the windows, and took an embarrassingly large number of photos.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We shopped just  few moments and decided it was time to part ways with St. Louis.  It started to rain again as we returned to our van.  We had been blessed by the cessation of rain during our time at the top of the Arch.

Psalm 104:3-4 
He lays the beams of his chambers on the waters; he makes the clouds his chariot; he rides on the wings of the wind; he makes his messengers winds, his ministers a flaming fire.

Mississippi River Cruise–St. Louis.

When I first saw that we’d be driving through St. Louis, I thought nothing of it. 
When I realized we’d be arriving there early in the day, I thought nothing of it.
I figured we might look around the place, but really, we’d press on to our destination for the night – Kansas City, MO.  I’d very, very briefly priced going into the Arch, or cruising the Mississippi back in February and quickly ruled it out.

Now – I’m pretty fascinated by bodies of water.  I don’t know why this started, but it’s pretty recent.  It likely took seed when we started visiting the Ocean in 2008, but I think the joy of cruising really breathed more life into it.  So – when I saw that we had nothing to do in/around Wisconsin on our way home I looked into Mississippi River cruises as the beginning of the river way up north there.  The problem is nothing lined up with the days and times we were going to be in Wisconsin.  I tried to locate parks where I might be able to touch the river, but even with Google Earth I wasn’t feeling successful.

Then Thursday night, before we left home, I decided to look into Mississippi River activities in St. Louis.  I don’t know if the prices were lower, or I wasn’t feeling as broke as my post-Christmas looking, but I decided if the weather was decent Saturday, maybe we’d consider it. 

As we left home, Friday night, I called the tourist phone line to assess departure times.  If our traveling didn’t hit any snags overnight, we’d be able to pull it off.  We didn’t tell the kids about it in case it didn’t work out.

We made GREAT time… even with our lengthy Bob Evans feast.  (It helped that we gained an hour super early.)  As we drove into St. Louis, we had to work to naviate some heavy reconstruction in the down town area, but we finally found parking, and secured tickets to the 10:30 A.M. riverboat ride with 8 minutes to spare.  It started raining lightly as John was in the courthouse buying tickets. 

 
We walked the 4 blocks to the riverfront at the base of the Gateway Arch.

 

As we approached the landing I was gloriously surprised to see a gangway from the pier settled right on the land… the SHORE of the RIVER was right there at my feet.  AND – I bent right down and touched the Mississippi River.  I was so afraid of being late that I didn’t stop for a photo. 

We made it in time to board the Tom Sawyer riverboat.  Becky Thatcher floated nearby. 

 
The kids weren’t super excited about the cruise, but they didn’t hate it either.  It stopped raining as the cruise went along.  The captain provided gobs and gobs of information on the river and it’s St. Louis shoreline.  I was impressed with how speedily the river was moving, and just how much debris was in it.  It was every bit as muddy as I had heard.

 

As we got off the landing, Stewart, Nigel, Marie, Tab, and even Katriel stuck their hands in, too.

As Daddy and Johanna came down a few minutes later, they went for a cheese foot-slap in the water.  (It was pretty brown.)

 

Now this is a cool story.  As we ascended the steps, the skies were somewhat clearer than they’d been on the way down.  I lingered behind the rest of my family with the camera to grab a few more photos.  As I was just to the top, a man who had been taking photos of the woman he was with asked if I would take a photo of them together.  I said sure and as he joined her I took a few shots.  Then, he got down on one knee and PROPOSED.  I shot pictures as quickly as his camera would allow me to!  I really hope they turn out well.

Next up – Inside the Gateway Arch.

Psalm 139:9-10
If I take the wings of the morning and dwell in the uttermost parts of the sea, even there your hand shall lead me, and your right hand shall hold me.

 

 

Oh What a Night!

Praise the LORD it went so smoothly!
As 10 P.M. approached we looked for somewhere to gas up and rearrange bodies… Just before Erie, John headed to the back row for some sleep, Stewart rode shot-gun, and I took the wheel.  I was feeling a wee bit dozy and had friends praying for our journey.  The fatigue blasted off pretty rapidly ten minutes into my shift as two does shot out from the median!  I felt myself accelerate slightly and reasoned that as small as they were they likely wouldn’t total the van if they hit the side.  While it took me 15 or more seconds to type that, it only took a nano-second to actually occur.  When the collision did NOT transpire I only woke the first few rows of passengers with my, “Thank You, Jesus” praises.
I did NOT wake up Katriel.  There was no chance of that.  You see, it is impossible to wake up a two year old who is Not Sleeping.  That’s right.  She did Not Sleep.  Okay.  So she DID have two ~ 30 minute naps.  But mostly, she sang, pontificated with a turtle, and checked to see who else was sleeping. 
I drove through the balance of PA, and most of Ohio.  Here’s where I put a plug in for Ohio.  It is a Very Gentle state to drive through.  Most of the interstate is 6 lanes; and where one city limit ends, it seems another city limit starts.  This makes for very well lit roadways.  And with the speed limit generally at an even 70, it was a much nicer experience than my normal overnight shift when we drive to Florida.  PA may look like a thin enough state to drive through, but SURFACE AREA of PA is incredible.  Up a mountain, down a mountain, through a mountain…   The van constantly shifts gears and you can’t see around any bend.  Not in Ohio.  Nice and flat. 
Stewart kept me company.  He and I had many a chuckled over Katriel’s mid-night musings.  He code named her, “Cookie,” because he reasoned if she heard us using her name it would peak her interest.  I wondered if he didn’t think a two-year old’s attention would be peaked when she heard the word, “cookie.”  I suggested, “Stroganoff.”  He ignored me.
While he was ignoring me, he texted up a storm with Mrs. Maxfield in Oregon.  With a three hour time difference it wasn’t as painful for her to keep him engaged, and seemingly kept reminding him to talk with me.
At 4 A.M. we found a gas-station and gassed up and switched seats.  I withdrew to the rear bench for two-hours of bone-rattling sleep.  At 6:30 A.M. my handy-dandy cell phone told me we were nearing a Bob Evans in Terre Haute, IN.  Johanna walked into the joint smiling broadly and ordered “Piggy Pancakes” from the first person who made eye-contact with her.  I like a girl who knows what she wants. 
This is what a baby who has only slept one hour all night looks like….
 
The steak and eggs were amazing!!!!
 
Psalm 121:8   The Lord will keep
    your <sup class="crossreference" data-cr="#cen-ESV-16090A" data-link="(A)”>going out and your coming in
    from this time forth and forevermore
 
On May 24th, 1997 John graduated with his Bachelor of Science degree at 10 A.M. At 2:30 P.M. he and I were married.  We haven’t slowed down since.
Nothing was different as we approached this trip!  Although we amazingly managed to hit the road ON TIME, the day started some 16 hours earlier when my alarm went off at 4:00 A.M.  There was packing and eating, and packing and errands, and packing and napping (for me and Katriel anyway), and more packing.  And some partying.  It’s Johanna’s 5th birthday today.  (I told you we like to keep things kicking.)
Now, she had had her friend party 8 days ago, her family party one day ago, and a Build-A-Bear date in the morning.  Today’s party was basically gifts and cookies and pudding.  And singing.  There is always singing.
Dinner was a special event.  You know what I mean.  “Kids.  Everything perishable needs to go.”  It was a smorgasbord.  “Who wants salad?  Who wants the last meatball?  Who wants the whatever-this-is?”  Good stuff.
We’ve never done this kind of vacation road trip before.  Packing was an adventure.  We ended up deciding one bag per hotel with an outfit for each of us, and a separate bag for all the pajamas and toiletries.  The second bag would come in at each stop, but we’d not need to empty the van at each hotel.
I’ll let you know if that works out for us.
We grabbed some video footage in the driveway for the music video I asked Stewart to create, then piled in the van. John started out in the driver’s seat and the kids were wedged in their seats and surrounded by the contents of their bedrooms some pleasant activities to stimulate their minds over the next 6,000 miles.  Nigel asked, “Is this really happening?”  We confirmed this was no dream, baby; I handed out maps and we started out.  We made a stop at Walmart because it is tradition.  (Yeah – for sure we always forget something…) 
I’ll pick this back up in the morning.  Hopefully at a Bob Evan’s restaurant. 
 
Jeremiah 29:11
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, <sup class="crossreference" data-cr="#cen-ESV-19647B" data-link="(B)”>to give you a future and a hope.

A rolling stone grows no moss…

And I am clearly moss free, friends.

We’ve been Very Busy since school concluded.  But it has been the good kind of busy.  The progress-is-being-made and appointments-are-being-kept kind of busy.  Mostly.  I won’t digress any more than that.

In the midst of our madness I happily jumped into redecorating the big girls’ room.  We went to Walmart on Mother’s Day and they each picked a color of paint for their bedroom.  One chose Tinkerbell and the other chose Enchanted Purple.  Together – they look delightful. 

We scurried to prep the walls on a Friday before I headed out to work for the evening.  Then Saturday morning Tab and I finished sanding and away we went.

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Once I started painting indoors, Tabitha started painting outdoors.  Like mother like daughter. 

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The walls were in very rough shape.  When we purchased the house 8 years ago we had about a day and a half to slap paint onto the walls in this room.  I had to paint over very rough walls and never did the trim wood.  I spent far more time prepping this bedroom than I normally have to.  That put my paint-application-starting-time much later than I had hoped, and I was only able to complete the purple and cut in on the green on Saturday.

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Sunday after church the boys had a cast party for their movie, “The Land of Jacon,” so I started the green LATE… but continued until it was done.

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Monday brought running around – Stewart took an entrance exam for dual enrollment college classes.  That took some of the girls and I to a bunch of stores – including the craft store.

I am not crafty.  But I am cheap frugal.  I wanted something pretty for their light switch and outlet plates, but I didn’t want to spend $5+ on each one.  Crafty people online told me I could glue glitter all over the plain ones and call it awesome.

 

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Can you even stinking believe it???

Then Saturday morning we put it all together for a gorgeous bedroom.

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I still have a giant flowering tree decal to go on that plain green wall, but the walls have to cure for three weeks.

Maybe I will actually remember to post it.

New York to Oregon

As we’ve been planning this trip over the last three-to-four months, we’ve received a wide variety of reactions from people.  Some gape, some beam, some smirk, and others look incredulous.  And that is just within our own home. 

So – yes… we are heading out to the open highway with the goal of visiting friends in Oregon.  We will traverse 16 states along the way.  God-willing we will see odd rock formations, (both naturally occurring and sculpted); climb mountains; span badlands (what makes them bad?); and dip our feet in the Pacific Ocean.

We intend to sleep in 7 hotels, a vacation rental, and our friends’ home. 

We intend to avoid fast food as much as possible.

We intend to watch as many movies and utilize as much technology as our van’s battery can handle.

And we will likely visit more gas station bathrooms than I care to think about.

Please join us in prayers for traveling mercies.

Psalm 121:8

 The Lord will keep
   your <sup class="crossreference" data-cr="#cen-ESV-16090A" data-link="(A)”>going out and your coming in
   from this time forth and forevermore.