I was a parent almost 16 years before we had a hair-cutting incident.

Johanna shocked us all to the core when she cut off a bit of Katriel’s hair. 
Her older siblings watched in rapt attention as she and I discussed her actions.
Even she couldn’t answer why.
While I was certainly angry, I was more astonished than anything else.
Johanna was heartbroken at her transgression.

Oh, yeah, that’s how we do Tuesdays around here apparently.