Port of Progreso–A/K/A the day we didn’t die

But I don’t want to get ahead of myself.

The day started with us all moving more slowly than we had been, but that was fine; we were not in a hurry.  From our window we could see the water was teeming with jellyfish.  Progresso has one of the longest cruise ship piers in the world.  It has a shopping mall and some other businesses actual along this pier that juts out into the ocean.

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I didn’t take any photos of breakfast… but it was as excellent as it has been. 

We ended up deciding the boys would stay on board today as the girls and John and I went on shore.  We were barely to the bus stop when we remembered stuff the girls left on board.  John and the younger girls waited while Marie, Tab, and I headed back to our stateroom. 

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We boarded the free bus that takes you to the mouth of the pier.  We didn’t have a plan.  We knew the free bus would take us within a few blocks of beach clubs and that we’d just need to walk to one and then rent some chairs, etc. 

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So this is where we don’t have pictures.  But we do have a vivid memory and a story to tell.

So we walk through a small crowded mall-like area with people robustly suggesting that we purchase their products.  It was a little intimidating and we were clutching onto our girls.  We exited on the street side and there were then a lot of vendors suggesting their beach related products.  We had read that we were just  a few blocks from the beach and I do have a pretty map-ready brain and sense of direction.  But as we took some steps we heard an offer for $10 per person for a beach club with chairs and transportation.  John and I made eye-contact then we circled back to that vendor to hear more.  He described a clean beach with restaurant and changing rooms and chairs and umbrellas and the opportunity to purchased meals or other amenities.  This sounded like a great price.  He indicated it was a short distance away and made a call for a driver.  We paid him cash just as the driver arrived.  We then climbed into an 8 passenger minivan… John and I and our four daughters then started driving away.  And though John was in the front seat and I was in the way back our brains seemingly had the same thought at the same time: “Did we just pay someone to kidnap us?” 

As we drove due east I kept my eyes turned to my left as I watched between the buildings for the sea to stay in our view.  I sternly whispered to Marie and Tabitha to stay alert.  They sensed my concern.  Meanwhile John tried to make conversation with the driver, who did not speak much English.  John kept asking how much further.  The man kept saying, “short drive.”  I kept praying and praying and asking God to forgive our stupidity and protect us.  HOW STUPID!  Oh, how stupid.  My brain started to wonder great and wild and terrible things.  We must have driven 10 minutes on that straight, one-way street, when we finally turned left, then left, then right into a little closed off restaurant and beach area. 

It was beautiful.  There was one other family already there.  A short while later a few others also arrived.  I can’t say I completely relaxed, but we did relax enough to enjoy the gorgeous, if not shabby, beach.

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We spend a lot of time in the water.  It was warm and lovely.

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The girls built gorgeous sand castles.

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I asked John to buy some sodas for each of us and some of the food.  There had to be 10 employees taking care of the 20-25 guests.  That would not make for much earnings per person.  Ships don’t come to Progreso nearly as often as the other Western Caribbean ports.  Its a very under/undeveloped port as yet.  We will one day be able to say we visited when it was a diamond in the rough.  And we lived.

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Sadly, the empanadas were taste-less.

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The deal was we were to ask them to call for a cab when we wanted to return to the ship.  Mmmmmm – they weren’t all that keen on calling. 

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I started to get very stressed again.  Maybe we were being held until we paid more?

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Finally about 6 others we also ready to leave and the dozen of us got into a bigger van that the one we came over in and headed back to that intense shopping mall where the free buses were.

Eventually we got back to the port.  Seriously exhausted.  We did do a little shopping – you’ll see later!

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We had a late lunch and I got another Guy’s Burger.  I had one yesterday, too, but since I didn’t take a photo it didn’t happen?

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Oh – would you look at that?  Fro-Yo!

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She liked to pretend she was a spy of sorts as she went down the hall.  She’d hum “spy music” and look back and forth up and down the hall as she’d shimmy and stop, and lean and shimmy again…

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They did not have Mac and Cheese on the menu tonight.

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The girls wore the new dresses Daddy bought them in port. 

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Marie had an amphibian hind appendage. 
(frog leg)

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I stuck with beef.

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The little girls went to Club Ocean and John and the big kids watched Shazam!  I chatted/texted my friend Tara.  Somewhere in the last 12 hours I suddenly had free wi-fi.  I had paid for the Social Media package to allow me to use Instagram.  But I was suddenly able to use iMessage and I wasn’t complaining.

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Cruise Day three–Cozumel- Stewart is 19!

Gorgeous sunrise.
For those of you who do not cruise, you might not realize how hard it is to see a great sunrise.  There is so much cloud cover in the early morning.  Maybe it is just fog because of the contrast in sea and air temperatures.  But a crisp sunset is far more common than a crisp sunrise.

This one is through a sea-splattered window… so it was never going to be crisp.  Smile

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Early breakfast.  This time we had a window seat in the Washington Dining Room. 

Tab had been up all night long with emesis.  She was not feeling well at all. 

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Though it was a smaller, “Port Day” breakfast menu, it was exceedingly generous.

I enjoyed another parfait.

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As did Marie.

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And Nigel.

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This would become my breakfast go-to.  Poached eggs on avocado toast. 

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The birthday boy enjoyed his frittata.

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We went back to the stateroom briefly to grab our gear and that was the first time I noticed that our daily news papers were personalized!

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It was raining on and off and had slowed to a sprinkle as we disembarked.

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But it started pouring again as we waited for our excursion.

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The girls dodged raindrops to take a few cheesy photos.

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And in a short while we were escorted to our catamaran for our jaunt to the north end of Cozumel.

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This marks my third time to Cozumel and the rest of the family’s second time. 

Our first trip was in 2016 when it was a port for our Norwegian Cruise.  In fact, that stop was the whole REASON I had picked the cruise I picked; I wanted to go to Playa Mia.  Here is a link to that day.  However, our take home from that day was that the sand was unpleasant and the beach was kind of yucky.  I learned after the trip that the sand on the north side of the island is different than the sand on the west side where most of the beach clubs are.

I visited again in 2018 with Jenn.  Although I was not eager to visit the west side again, we weren’t eager to spend any more than the minimum on our excursions.  We got into a group with a discounted rate to visit a club on the west side (Nachi Cocum).

When we picked this Carnival Cruise we did so because of its rock-bottom-low-price.  That left us a little wiggle room to splurge for an excursion to the north side of the island.

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We had about a 40 minute ride to Pasion de Isla.

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We passed the Disney Fantasy.  I am SO GLAD we weren’t in the same port.  Speeding past it was enough to tempt me.

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It was a smooth ride and though it had rained on and off on our way, the sun was really breaking through as we arrived.

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Tab was holding it together, but she was exhausted.

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Let me confirm right now that the sand was exquisite.

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We got the spiel on what is and is not included and how you can add on 572 different options to make your day nothing short of paradise.  (We passed on most.)

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We found spots and started to the water.  It was a while before I remember to take some photos.

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Now, I was not at all interested in sleeping through any of my beach day, but if I were going to allow myself a nap I can think of no better place on earth than in the sand in the Caribbean, canIgetawitness?

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Non-alcoholic and well-alcoholic beverages were included.  We had plenty of the former and none of the latter.

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Lunch was good.  The guac was not as good here as at Nachi Cocum last year, but it was still better than I what I buy at ALDI or Walmart.  Winking smile

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Before we knew it they were telling us it was time to return. 

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I took a bunch of photos as we were leaving as if I could somehow capture this place and take it home.

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I bought some vanilla for me and my friend Tiffany.  I confess I was a little worried we’d get home and find out it was water.  LOL.

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Back on deck we took quick swims, got more drinks, and moved through the stages of cleaning up.

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Marie drew a while on deck.

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And we went to dinner.  Poor Tab was still tired and her appetite had not yet returned.

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Prettier than it tasted.

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You don’t say?

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Ratatouille.

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Blobbity-glob-glob??

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I was ready for something a little simpler.

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Do you see the Hidden Mickey?

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Not going to lie – we gobbled dessert, quickly ordered Stewart’s dinner for tomorrow, threw the girls into, walked the girls carefully to their Club Ocean…

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And watched Endgame.

Marvel on a cruise ship with coffee at my side.  I’m not sure there is much more you could offer me this side of Heaven.  (Just kidding. Sort of.)

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John found Tab and I loungers half-way through the movie.  This is where we had been sitting and where they sat.

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In case you missed it.

Probably not his idea of the best birthday ever, but it didn’t stink.  (He’s not that into beaches.)

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